chaff butter

chaff butter is a buttery substance used by cyclists,applied to the groin area, prevents chaffing of skin on long cycle rides.

jane ..."ive got no rubbers, maybe i let you go anal"
jeremy.."shit, no KY Jelly, but i can use my bro"s chaff butter for some gateway drama, he wont mind, might have some of his pubes glued in,but he"s a cyclist and they dont care on hygiene"

by Bossyturd December 4, 2022

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Peanut butter

Peanut Butter : noun. (Proper)
A lumpy and yet creamy oil-type juice person whom is spread over things. Typically served with ranch dressing and chips.

“Dang! I enjoyed seeing Peanut Butter fall from my curtain!”

by Yessah April 16, 2020

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Peanut Butter Special

A style of fellatio where the person performing wraps his/her lips around the base of the shaft, and begins to maneuver their tongue and throat in a clicking motion as if they have just eaten a PB and J sandwich and are trying to get the remains unstuck from the roof of their mouth.

“Dude I’ve never cum as hard as I did when she gave me that Peanut Butter Special!”

by Payday420 January 3, 2022

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butters mimsy

A butters mimsy is a detritus riddled skanky hoe's vagina.

Check out Dave's Mom, I saw that filthy bitch wanking on webcam and she bas a right butters mimsy.

by Matty Stoneman February 21, 2018

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Butter the bread

When an aircraft lands really nice and smooth without wobbling from side to side, braking too hard, making rapid turns and hitting the ground hard. To achieve this you need good piloting skills, so getting told you buttered the bread is a really nice thing.

Billy: There he comes!
Benny: Wow he absolutely buttered the bread
Billy: Yeah I know!

Michael: Watch as I butter the bread
Jimmy: Wow that landing was PERFECT!
Michael: Thank you

by Askejm January 10, 2019

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