your social life

something that you don’t have like what the fuck. You could be sucking pussy right now and having a lot of sex but, you don’t have it.

“Bro do you have a social life?”

“No because I’m a fucking lonely bitch.”

“That’s right because your social life doesn’t isn’t real!”

your social life by The Kinky person April 18, 2020

Your Door

Is sick of being abused.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your door.
Wha-
STOP KNOCKING ON ME YOU STUPID FUCK!

Your Door by DankedMeme September 22, 2020

your moist 

'Your moist' is a slang word for lame. Mostly used when someone does something wet.

Tom: i play minecraft 24/7.
Chris: your moist cuz.

your moist by Manlyk M December 19, 2016

Your point? 

Usually said when someone goes on a long rant about something you don't care about and fails to bring up a valid point, anything worth merit, or a compelling argument. Also said when someone speaks mindless drivel. Usually will cause a complete dumbass to rage and just give up.

dumbass " Ya man, I'm the greatest person to ever live. Sure I never went to college, made a fortune, helped out the less fortunate, not the best looking person, and have an IQ of 72, which is legally retarded and lower than Forrest Gump's, but I have the coolest wallet ever!!
Me " Your Point?"
Dumbass " Man fuck u man, you're just a hater and you're hating on my swag and success!! Quit being a player hater, even though I get no ass and live with my mom and I'm 40 and still a virgin.

Your point? by All State 1B June 24, 2013

your asshole

1. (n) the anal opening, specifically, yours. you are probably sitting on it right now.
2. (n) poop goes out, my penis goes in

your asshole is big enough to park a truck in

your asshole by sirsurefoot April 23, 2005

Your dad went to get some milk 

When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.

-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...

Your dad went to get some milk by Swampert_cool September 25, 2022

your mom 

1.an insult
2.an answer to any question,
3.my alter-ego on the internet.
4.best type of joke/insult ever.

also used for yelling at people on TV when they ask obvious questions.

1.
Random person: That bag is ugly.
Me: Your mom is ugly.

2.
Random person:What is that thing on your face?
Me:Your mom.

3.
Internet person: Who are you?
Me: Your mom.

4.
Your mom is so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!

your mom by Aya-kun August 11, 2004