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Sausage Warmer

When a girl's anus is to tight and so you shove a large sausage up there and go do something else for a while. When you come back later, her bung-hole will be stretched out to perfection and you'll have a warm sausage to munch on.
We were getting ready for some serious anal but it was just too tight, so i pulled a sausage warmer. Got good anal and a warm sausage out of the deal!
by vanillaexplorer September 26, 2009
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Cock Warmer

"Oh your cock is cold. I can remedy that" - Laura
by Shit Whistle April 27, 2004
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bench warmer

The art of busting ass in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.One must be very careful not to shart when performing this gracious act.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless his bitch ass with a bench warmer".
by Storm Martin March 9, 2008
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bench warmer

The act of farting in someone's chair while unoccupied to allow them to bask in the aroma when they return.

This is typically accomplished in an office setting but can be enjoyed anywhere.
"John just left his desk... I am going to go bless him with a bench warmer".
by Storm Martin March 8, 2008
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udder warmer

This udder warmer fits my member very well.
by mr. communication November 8, 2006
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migrant worker

When you sit naked on the back of someones neck and rub your a-hole back and forth for erotic stimulation. So when you're done the back of their neck is all brown.
I just gave your sister a migrant worker and now she's like Pig-Pen from Charlie Brown.
by oswald cobblepot zinn March 2, 2011
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ass-warmer

when you put your hand in your female's pants in order to keep your hand warm in cold weather.
Hey bitch, come back here with that ass-warmer, I'm freezing!
by yungmathhoe November 15, 2017
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