cunt witch

A cunt that causes one's stake to burn like fire.

Excuse me Doctor but I think I've caught a dose off a cunt witch.

by The real one and only Mad Matt May 3, 2016

Witch's broom

Trivial cause for delay.

(As in the movie Wizard of Oz)

"Every time I go to the DMV they send me away to get money or ID or something. I wonder what will be the witch's broom this year?"

by DMV waiting November 25, 2013

Meth Witch

When long term methanphetamine addiction transforms a woman into a hideous, twitching ghoul. It is said in some arcane corners of the midwest that they command strange occult magics and can summon crystals with their dark, rambling incantations.

Heather needs to quit tweakin' or she'll ascend and become a Meth Witch, just like her mother.

by Twuntz June 7, 2022

ice witch

A woman who is simultaneously cold-hearted, scheming and evil.

Little G: How the hell was that woman able to get roger's entire fortune and leave him broke when she's not even married to him?

Big G: She's definitely an ice witch!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2020

mimic witch

A witch who mimic's what you eat, when you sleep and how you act so they can steal from you through mimicking, mocking, monitoring, conjuring using black magick, rape, impartation, and other devouring techniques. The devourer spirit .. they consume what's yours and try to pin their sins and wrath on you.

Eugene was a prophet of Baal and a mimic witch who likes to tell people he was a deliverance minister.. He was really a pedophile a pervert and a mimic witch who went to jail... the axe is already at the root... He had to give back all he stole from others... Matchett

by DeadJohn December 11, 2016

witch's dip

When your fingers dip into poo water when wiping your rear-end.

This is usually caused by: high water levels in the bowl (either by default or offset by excessive waste production); gigantic hands/elongated fingers; poor technique; involuntary sneezing; or recklessness.

"Be careful you don't do the Witch's dip in that Arby's restroom," Samson remarked, a look of disgusted shame stamped upon his face. "The waters in the bowl are quite high."

by Stuart Dunham January 23, 2017

wicked witching

When you are masturbating in the shower and your feet hang out of the curtain.

Klint was caught wicked witching by his mom last night

by the real master 86 July 27, 2017