Lily the hardning witch 

A stick like creature that likes witch craft and is a total bitch to anyone that does anything to offend it. You should be careful when near a lily the hardning witch because it will go after you while also sending it's pack of weird witches. A lily the hardning witch is annoying especially when dating because they will be clingy to you 24/7 even if you have something important. Example: "What's that? Your dad is in a critical condition in the hospital? Well idgaf I'm still and you never replied to my dms, anyways, give me attention." Hence, you should never date a creature such as this and if you do so and want to dump it then you should do it carefully or else it and it's wild pack of witches will spam hurtful dms wishing you are harmed.

My mind and life has been at ease ever since i dumped lily the hardning witch.

Lily the hardning witch by OctoChupapi April 7, 2023

Wenis Witch 

The Wenis Witch is a horrid creature from the west, with warts a plenty and a mole the size of antarctica. She comes in the night and bites off your wenis so that you cannot bend your arms, then she sniffs them and saves them for her meal of wenis'. There is only one way to protect yourself from the Wenis Witch and that is to place your hand upon your head so that she cannot bite off your wenis!

AHH! The Wenis Witch is coming quick place your hand upon your head so she won't bite off your wenis!

Wenis Witch by Prudence VonFiltch April 26, 2009

nigger witch 

A person who is either black or acts like a black person and possesses great magical powers, there are no nigger wizards the word is used for both male and females.

Man did you see that dude, he is a friggin' nigger witch

nigger witch by ionmonster January 26, 2014

Dort Hwy Hooker Witch

The prostitute that dwells along Dort Hwy. This is a legend make-believe prostitute used to represent all of the shady, shifty, succubus-like prostitutes that ravage Dort Hwy. These hookers will do strange things to get your attention, and can usually to easily persuaded into the "4 dollar trick". (Telling them you have 4 dollars and you know they will do it cuz they want your damn 4 dollars!)

Jimmie: I'm goin' to the Vu tonight!

Josh: Watch the fuck out for the Dort Hwy Hooker Witch.

Dort Hwy Hooker Witch by juicyjay4200 August 7, 2010

Spit witch 

A term used by racist dickless wonders to try and degrade women who are vastly more intelligent than they are.

Amanda is such a spit witch that she's not even a Christian

Spit witch by JD NEGAN August 25, 2017

bene gesserit witch 

A female that appears to be beating or pwning a male at his own game with no effort and much ease.

That bene gesserit witch must be using a wall hack because no girl is that good.

bene gesserit witch by mieshka September 24, 2005

Sabrina the teenage witch 

A half-decent show from the nineties about a teenage witch named Sabrina. Hilarious to watch if your name is Sabrina. However, it can also torture teenage girls named Sabrina. People will call you this at some point, (loudly and for no reason) and it is not amusing.

friend/random person: Hey! Sabrina the teenage witch! LOL.
person named Sabrina: not funny. Get out of my house.

Sabrina the teenage witch by fjike August 2, 2011