Chuff like a wizard's sleeve

Having a wide or loose vagina.

I banged your sister and man, she's got a chuff like a wizard's sleeve. I couldn't feel her at all.

by Our Lady of Sporks August 12, 2011

wizards sock

the state of a penis, after ejaculation. i.e a floppy cock

after he came, his wizards staff turned into a wizards sock

by Domino de Romino February 12, 2009

Wizard Pants

Denim with bedazzled back pockets or intricate/ornate decorative embroidery, mostly manufactured by True Religion, Miss Me, Ed Hardy or Apple Bottoms. It is worn by both sexes. They are most prevalent in inland Californian urban areas such as Sacramento, Temecula, Chico, San Jose or Orange County....often paired with skunked hair, spiked and frosted tips, tattoos, large diamond earring studs, breast implants, clear heels or lifted trucks/ Dodge Chargers..and more recently, feather hair extensions aka molting avian feather adornments.

Yo, Broski! Check out his glistening wizard pants! Want me a pair of those!

by ninjasherry November 22, 2011

Fiery Wizard

While penetrating your partner anally, just before reaching orgasm, you extinguish a lit cigarette on your partners buttocks. Causing the sphincter to contract, thereby increasing the sensitivity of ejaculation.

I met a girl at bar and did the fiery wizard and never heard from her.... I was summoned to court for assult.

by TenaciousAP May 13, 2008

Purple Wizard

When your boo's taking a shower, exits from the door to the bathroom with they robe still on and you're in the door with your erect dick out and proclaim "YOOOOU SHALLL NOT PASSSS" and ya pork 'em good.

"I can't believe he pulled a purple wizard on me last night, Joan -- I've haven't felt that sexually vivacious in decades!"

by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015

Electro Wizard

A sexual act in which you are having sex in the doggystyle position and you pull a magician and right before she turns around you tase her in the back. Then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her yelling "ELECTRIC"

Guy 1 : I just pulled an Electro Wizard on my girl last night.
Guy 2 : How did that work out?
Guy 1 : she wants to go for round 2!

by Souhl December 23, 2021

I Haunt Wizards

sex in a band form

Helen, the lead singer for i haunt wizards, is sex

by thewizards October 19, 2008