Jehova's Witness

Also known as J DUB. A religion which grants its members a reason to be lazy and do nothing with their lives nor get involved in anything important as they are serving God, not man.

"I cannot vote because Jehovah's people stand neutral in light of the political world because we serve God and not men."

Funny that because they (some of them) drink and do drugs, have premarital relations etc but yet they won't get involved in politics... laziness?

by crazyassbitch September 30, 2004

Jehovah's Witnesses

The 144k sequestered Witnesses testifying in the longest trial in history. They're not supposed to talk about the trial but can't help themselves and won't shut up about it. At the kangaroo courthouse the defense will Cross-examine the hostile Witnesses and then call the Methodists to the stand to discredit all of Jehovah's Witnesses. Whether Kato Kailin is to testify is still uncertain, nonetheless, the trial is expected to wrap up around the year 3030 with Judgement Day sometime in April, however the JW legal team will almost certainly appeal the decision and demand a re-trial.

Headline: "Christmas Cancelled Again!! Persecution to call Jehovah's Witness #133,411 next week." also: "Jehovah's Witnesses Watchtower leaflet discovered in chambers - Judge Judy to Step Down"

In Other News: "Muslim Jihadi explodes onto the scene, siezes the lead in the race to heaven - #144,001 enters Pearly Gates as Donny & Marie's bicycles are damaged by mysterious bombing excommunicating them out of the race - Utah outraged."

Politics Today: "Burning Bush singes eyebrows during pagan oil and fire ritual and false idol worship of wealth and power"

by Russ & Linda August 19, 2007

Jehovah's Witnesses

people dedicated to God to do his will, or rather are led to believe that they are doing gods will

"The Jehovah's Witnesses came to the door today I just told them that I wasnt interested and they kept talking so I shut the door, but they refused to let me by placing their foot in the door, So I asked them to leave before I called the police to have them removed"

by red-suns-driver April 03, 2007

nimb wit

Someone lacking intelligence and intellect. Usually performs actions that lack commen sense and forethought.

Dave got drunk and locked his keys in the house again. He’s such a nimb wit.

by Brady Cam November 22, 2017

Wit-logic

1:Foolish or meaningless words or actions. 2:Things of no importance or value.3:Lacking knowledge.4:resulting from or showing lack of knowledge or intelligence.5:showing or resulting from dullness of mind.6:Offensively exaggerating one's own inportance.7:Lacking the power of speech.

Your speaking wit-logic Thats wit-logic

by south st. April 21, 2009

Reddit's Witness

Someone who goes around the Internet, forcing people to go on Reddit, rather than other well known image blogs. These people usually mock those who do not use reddit, and are overall butthurt.

I was on omegle when I ran into a guy who kept on telling me to use reddit. What a butthurt Reddit's Witness

by NyanOverlord July 31, 2012

git it wit it

another way of sayin lets get going or Git R Done

as my peeps say in da hood ya'll, lets git it wit it

by dustin April 14, 2005