wangster

ur mom

i was talkin to wangster last night and then we had primitive, ball slapping sex.

by zambibool May 22, 2018

wankastinate

The process of procrastinating a good wank.

Jan is too weak to wank, his excuse is that he wankastinates

by Boefje101 June 3, 2018

Wargasm

The euphoria felt by defense contractors and executives at defense corporations at the prospect of going to war because they are going to make so much money. war, invasion, military industrial complex, money, battle, Lockheed Martin, Boeing, General Dynamics, Raytheon, the war machine, defense corporations, tanks, planes, rifles, bombs, missles, jets

The Lockheed executives had a wargasm when I told them we would need to increase the number of planes from their factory for the war. All they see are dollar signs.

by joecoolthefool June 12, 2018

wangster

A wannabe gangster

person: "Wow that guys such a wangster!"

by ilikedaguynamedjosemondragon June 19, 2018

wangs

adverb; a phrase used to praise the high energy of music

“this song wangs”

by fleshburrito July 11, 2018

wangst

the exaggerated and self-aggrandizing expressions of personal discomfort concerning their choices, overdone by comic superheroes and televangelists.

You will never catch Deadpool engaging in wangst unsarcastically, which is a nice change from all the ones that can spend six panels on it as though we cared.

Ted Cruz is the wangst diva of Washington; the guy's face is permanently warped in an "I'm so righteous but I have to do so many tough-love things that it hurts just to be me" expression.

by Werehatrack December 17, 2018

Wanglash

The act of thumping ones forehead with your penis

My cousin wanglashed his brother instead of spotting him while attempting bench press a new personal best

by Air bender Osborn January 10, 2019