Vegan net

vegan net is when your in your parents basement but your parents are vegan there for the wifi or vegan net is SO FUCK ASS YOU COULD FUCK A TREE

Basement dweller: THIS WIFI IS SO ASS

Mother:sorry honey it is the vegan net again

by A vegan net user March 28, 2022

Facebook Vegan

And absolute c*nt who spends all their time on Facebook just sharing b*llsh*t just to try stop people from eating meat.

Facebook vegans are what make us think we hate vegans

Mike: oh did you hear about Jenny she's a vegan now
Josh: no I'm vegan mate she's just a f*cking c*nt bloody Facebook vegans

by XXXRIP September 12, 2018

vegan hammer

The vegan hammer is the incorrect idea that any problem on earth can be solve by going vegan. Are you under weight, over weight, bad knees, heart disease, cancer, global warming, global cooling, world hunger, toe fungus, El Niño, La Niña, all things can be helped by veganism! (according to vegans...)

This goes back to the Law of the instrument, which is that if you have one familiar tool you will become overly reliant on it.
Or in simpler terms "if the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail".

I had a flat the other day and Heather said it was because I didn't use all vegan tires. She really needs to stop using her vegan hammer on every problem.

by joeevil October 28, 2015

Vegan Booty

Vegan Booty; Phrase, a persons backside that does not contain much meat/fat/flesh. An undesirable buttocks due to lack of size.

"Yo she got that vegan booty, she needs to eat something!", "Man, after his diet dude rocking that vegan booty, you know his boyfriend don't like that!"

by 1978nado July 14, 2021

Passive Vegan

A person who has committed to a vegan diet, but occasionally eats meat and dairy products. It is typically a person who has no affiliation with animal rights organizations, but rather for their own health.

I consider myself a passive vegan in that my daily diet is vegan-based, but I will on occasion eat dairy and meat products. I have no affiliation with any animal rights organizations and do not do this out of any obligation to them or others, but rather chose this because I choose to live a healthier lifestyle, without feeling constrained in my food choices.

by mkeehn August 31, 2012

dirty vegan

when a woman uses a fruit or veggie to masturbate with.

Nikkie pulled a dirty vegan when she found a fruit.

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

Vegan Vixen

a young lady who is not only vegan but who is beautiful and has amazing cognitive capabilities AND completely caliente- thats hot for all the gringos out there...

Russ: Hey, bro, Check out that foxy lady over yonder
Tony: Holy snap, crackle, pop! Russ you are correctamundo. That girl is muy caliente. I think she's vegan too.
Russ: Yea, she's a Vegan Vixen.

by Brian Spillner December 6, 2006