Twitter-tard

A term used for the utmost ridiculous people on Twitter. If it's on Twitter, they'll believe it instantly, from small leaks, to the biggest hoaxes.

Person 1: Hey, look! Biden lost the election, check this out!
Person 2: Yet, he's the president now. Where did you get this information anyways?
Person 1: Well, Twitter of course! It's the most trusted source!
Person 2: What a twitter-tard.

by Ner-ack January 20, 2021

russian twister

Giving a titty twister while engaging in doggy style. The titty twister must be considered painful to be considered a russian twister.

Dude I gave Shannon a russian twister last night. That bitch was screaming! She broke up with me. No akward goodbyes. Just some sore titties and a failed relationship

by anally born September 10, 2006

twitterpatted

being in love with a girl/guy and every moment feels like the best moment ever....and you wont ever leave him/her

jake is so twitterpatted over sarah, they were ment to be together!

by akey bloch August 9, 2009

Tongue Twister

The tongue twister outlines a way to shape your tongue during cunnilingus. You are supposed to roll the sides of your tongue up and with the hole that is formed between them, you caress the clitoris. This is done after you've excited your woman to the point where the clit peeks out from under the hood. This control for the tongue effectively surrounds a womans clitoris, which, i've been told by many women feels awesome. Hahaaha :D

"Aaahh, ahhh, baby, gimme the tongue twista!!!"

I was obliged to tongue twist that whore.

by TIttayMastar May 30, 2003

Twittervision

Twittervision - "A medical condition where one can only read the first 140 characters. Remaining characters turn red."

Term coined by jcruz and Calestus on twitter.

Dear John, I found someone new and I don't think we can go on seeing each other, I've taken you for all your worth and emptied the humidor,

The rest of the reply is red and since you are color blind, unreadable. Twittervision.

by Calestus February 4, 2009

twitter tourettes

the sudden out burst of random twitter updates at any given time.

Don't follow Johnny he has "twitter tourettes", he never tweets and all of a sudden he sends several tweets within moments.

by texassocialite August 18, 2009

Geometry Dash Twitter

A bunch of painfully unfunny, sensitive virgins who would find the most braindead excuses to find anything offensive. They burst out laughing when they hear a song from a Geometry Dash level used somewhere in the real world because their parents don't love them. Any American members of GD Twitter are likely to post about how they hate living in America and would call you creepy if you say you like to live in America. They sit in front of a screen 24/7/365 hoping to beat a "list demon" and arguing about pointless things instead of going outside and touching grass. They would kill their parents if it meant a level on the list of hardest levels in Geometry Dash would get moved up. This is bad enough, but what's even more braindead about Geometry Dash Twitter is that they would cancel you for abiding by the pledge of allegiance or saying an opinion that differs from the majority and they will actively try to leak your personal info if you do so. Not listening to instructions given out by GD Twitter celebrities is a one way ticket to being cancelled. There are some good people in GD Twitter, but a majority of the subsection is full of people described above.

A fucking chad: *states an opinion different to that of Geometry Dash Twitter about Nintendo/Music/dogs vs cats*
GDTWT Celeb: Are you a fucking fascist? Holy fucking shit! Deactivate!!!!!!!
The chad: *ignores*
All of Geometry Dash Twitter: You are a fascist. Deactivate Now! *leaks his location*

by The Clown Says "Palah" January 2, 2023