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talking ass monkey

(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.
At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"
by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004
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Talking Naughty

The process of talking to your sex partner
and getting him or her sexually aroused "foreplay"
I talked naughty to Betty and she got very horny
by Krisk January 26, 2005
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taking it personally

one who sees or hears something, be it a comment or picture (usually online, because this person has no REAL life) and interprets the meaning to be directed at them; and must retaliate in the most unthinkable ways and defend themselves to the utmost degree (lies and exaggerations included) all the while going to sleep alone every night.
Damn, Lise seems to be TAKING IT PERSONALLY ~ must be because she is a goat-necked snaggle toothed troll... And we said so...
by Shaka333 March 25, 2008
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taking retards to the zoo

Taking retards to the zoo, is an activity which beholds the stupidity of all man kind. Leading a bunch of mentally dysfunctional people through the most meaningless of tasks. Also a song by the dead milkmen.
How do I send this email? Jesus really it's like taking retards to the zoo.
by s3zero February 4, 2010
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Taking the Red Line to Shady Grove

Having sex with a girl while she is on her period.
After the Capitals beat the Penguins, he continued to Rock the Red by taking the Red Line to Shady Grove
by wolfmnsbro May 4, 2009
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talking with the little lips

The female version of "thinking with the little head". Where a woman let's her pussy do the talking.
The only time I even listen to a woman is when she is talking with the little lips.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
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Talking White

A term used by an individual who talks ghetto in the response to a person who talks proper and with sense.
person 1: Technically the Sun is just a large star.

person 2: Guh, you talking white.
by @_DMillzz March 8, 2016
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