Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020

Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia

I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.

by Lit1997 February 26, 2021

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

Golden Ticket

Slightly elusive, the Golden Ticket tier reflects the excitement and rarity of finding a golden ticket. These items are a cut above the ordinary, offering a glimpse into a world of greater possibilities. They are not guaranteed for everyone, but for those who find them, they promise access to something beyond the Medical Gown basics.

1. The golden-ticket glow of her new amulet was a status symbol, catching envious glances from fellow guild members.

2. Their golden ticket victory was not just about luck; it was a testament to their relentless practice.

by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023

The Golden Ticket

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.

Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.

by ChillyChad May 21, 2022

Rubbing my tinker

when you are really confused and you are trying to figure out something, but your friends are being assholes about it.

Hmmmmmmmm..... I can't quite figure that out. I am Rubbing my tinker.

by Kungfoofish March 19, 2023

Mr. Tinker

A man. Lazy(sometimes), teacher, Likes to lag things out, waste time.

Bob: What is he like?
Joe: Ohhhhhh... hes a Mr. Tinker.

by mr.Tink2009 December 15, 2009