tired head

A state of mental exhaustion, typically found in mind-numbing Corporate America, from too much/too frequent ideating, critical thinking, problem solving, innovating, strategizing, or any other fancy word used to describe the overused concept of thinking outside of the box. Effects can be exponentially compounded when experienced within a rigid, process-oriented and/or risk averse environment.

Our attempt over the past two months to re-invent our company's poor excuse for a long-term strategy has officially given me tired head.

tired head by saysaysay August 4, 2009

Le Tired 

When A French Woman is tired and does not want to fire the missiles.
Originated in the end of the world animationat endoftheworld.com

French Man: "Fire the Missiles"
French Woman: "But I am Le Tired"
French Man: "Well, take a nap. THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!"

Le Tired by zeekey January 5, 2006

Kick the tires 

to make a quick, superficial inspection of something

Just before I stated to kick the tires a loud scream was uttered by someone in the building.

Kick the tires by The Return of Light Joker April 19, 2009

tirecrap 

Tirecrap is a fat kid who enjoys being twerked on.

That Danny kid is such a tirecrap.

tirecrap by TeamKevinC. April 16, 2014

getting some mud on the tires 

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.

Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.

getting some mud on the tires by GP1310 February 25, 2022

Tired Ass 

A phrase coined by Kahlil Davis. Referring to someone or something that is used up, beat down, run it course, or just a plain lame ass.

Hey bitch why don't you bounce that tired ass around the corner.

Tired Ass by Mac aka Boss Hogg November 19, 2009

Tired

The result of school waking me up a 6:30 AM and keeping me up with homework until midnight when I WANT TO SLEEP.

i am Tired

Tired by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 7, 2019