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man the harpoons 

phrase

usually used in a situation when a fat chick walks into a bar, party or any area with shallow males.
"oh man, here comes that fat bitch, man the harpoons!"

The Grinning Man 

The Grinning Man is the name given to one or more mysterious figures that has become associated with various reports of paranormal activity. The grinning man has been reported to be wearing a sparkling green coverall costume with a wide black belt around his waist. He has a very dark complexion, and little round eyes real beady set far apart.
If you see this man get the fuck away from wherever you are and run as fast as you can.
Person 1:I thought i saw the Grinning Man when i was walking home yesterday

Person 2:Really?!???!?!?1

Person 1: I couldn't sleep at all last night.
The Grinning Man by Redsnoopy November 19, 2010

The Perfect Man 

An unknown creature only available in books and movies.
You know what they say... The Perfect Man only exists in movies
The Perfect Man by SuperSamaritan August 28, 2017

The Night Man Cometh

The name of the play that Charlie Day writes in the television show It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. The play is written to try to win over the heart of a waitress played by Mary Elizabeth Ellis. At the end of the play, Charlie confesses that the whole play was about him and proposes to the waitress, only to be rejected. The Night Man Cometh is also the name of the episode.
Greg: Did you see the night man cometh?

Perry: Yeah, Charlie Day is a mess.
The Night Man Cometh by CharlieDay February 1, 2009

Man the Harpoons 

When you pass by an obese chick, "Man the Harpoons" is the phrase you use. Because, oh man, that whale is huuuuuge.
"Holy crap...that chick is a freakin' whale..."
"MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!!!!!"

The Peepee Man 

A certain kind of man-child known to haunt West Virginia hollers and internet chatrooms.
Goddamnit, I went to the store, and The Peepee Man bought all the damn Delsym!
The Peepee Man by stompykins November 2, 2018