Husk The Cob

An adjective for “jacking off.”

Hey imma head out, gotta go husk the cob, and throw a load of laundry in the dryer.

by MattyB69 November 2, 2018

Cobbing

The act of stretching your ballsack fully down to your socks (white Nike crew socks) with your left hand (thumb index and middle finger) while deleting a tall boy in the right. This is a homeostasis state after completing edging and jelquing that can only be reached by looksmaxing while out in the town. (A form of dickmaxxing). -DJ

Jamo was cobbing the 49ers D after routing the entire team.

by Dominique Jones III January 28, 2024

long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.

I will long cob your arm

by LongCobbert March 4, 2023

Cob on

To have a wank or beat one off to a fellow colleague or friend.

or

To have a bonner/ erection for someone or something.

Im going to Cob on

by JustAManInAWorldOfFun May 11, 2023

Cob

Short for Coby. A perfectly balanced twink/femboy that your dreams are made of. Very artistic, shy, musical, and loves imagine dragons more than life itself.

How’s Cob?

Great! I wish he would slap me like he does his bass...

by halseyisbaegoals May 28, 2020

Cobbing

In music, consciously trying to sound complicated or unusual, but instead sounding pretentious or boring.

Why did s/he pick that weird chord? S/he could've just played an E major. S/he is TOTALLY cobbing.

by Mellow Mikey February 21, 2011

Cob Cutter

Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.

After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019