Alpha-Driver

A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.

Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.

by Truestorywords September 15, 2010

Queensland Driver

Fucking idiot

OMG did you see that Queensland Driver cross two lanes of traffic to turn left???
What's with the Queensland driver in the fast lane that 's driving slower than the speed limit and blocking traffic??

by ratlicker August 19, 2020

Driver package

Code word used to refer to a USB stick containing illegal files.

Yo, dude, I got the driver package right here.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

Stonber Driver

Used for when referring to be a desinated driver while being stoned

"I'm stonber drivertonight, lmk if you get the drunchies and we can knock out 2 birds with one stoned"

by MasterLi September 16, 2017

booty driver

A cock which Rams full speed into an Ass

Did you hear about John shoving his Booty Driver into Michelle?

by Frogman3253 February 26, 2018

Tank Driver

A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.

Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.

by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016

Volvo driver

Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.

Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.

The guardrail was damaged after a Volvo driver hit it.

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2023