chewed the fuck up

used when something or someone looks at hot ass mess.

1. damn, your room is chewed the fuck up
2. chile, your head looks chewed the fuck up
3. bitch, them toes is chewed the fuck up
4. that frontal is definitely chewed the fuck up

by harajukushani February 19, 2022

rock chewing stupid

Doing anyting a box of rocks would know is stupid

Kenzie is rock chewing stupid for treating him the way she has been.

by Fun.Size.417 September 26, 2020

Finna chew a shoe

A slang term referring to how messed up you are about to get. This can be from alcohol, weed, or any like substance.

"Hey Mike, how fucked up are you gonna get tonight?"
"I finna chew a shoe!"

by Michael the N October 17, 2011

intellectual chew toy

1) Any concept or topic of discussion occurring primarily to satiate intellectual cravings.

2) Suggestive of any concept or topic of discussion that is excessively intellectual. Oftentimes not grounded in the practicalities of everyday life.

"Yea, I still remember some Immanuel Kant philosophy from school, but I don't such material useful. It's for professors, philosophers, and sophists. Kant's book is just one of many intellectual chew toys."

by ->oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 3, 2009

chew my juice

1. screw off or f*ck off
2. to literally chew orange juice that has a lot of pulp

1. Man 1: "Dude, i hate you"
Man 2: "Chew my juice biatch!"

by Jory November 16, 2006

chew my squirrel

As a phrase, is synonymous in context with "kiss my ass".

Person 1: "Wouldn't it be great to have a monkey?"
Person 2: "That wouldn't be great at all. Monkeys throw their own feces at eachother."
Person 1: "Yeah? Well you can chew my squirrel!"

by Delvil May 16, 2006

chew my pipe

The art of sucking the male reproductive organ.

Chris: "Hey bitch, chew my pipe."
Girl: "Mmm! I love to chew!"

by Mercedes owns Hollywood August 22, 2006