Definitions by Delvil

chew my squirrel

As a phrase, is synonymous in context with "kiss my ass".

Person 1: "Wouldn't it be great to have a monkey?"
Person 2: "That wouldn't be great at all. Monkeys throw their own feces at eachother."
Person 1: "Yeah? Well you can chew my squirrel!"

chew my squirrel by Delvil May 16, 2006