National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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Testicle Sniffer

A bruh that acts like a douche bag but not gay
Kevin is acting like a real testicle sniffer demanding the league to update the app
by McBluffin82 November 21, 2020
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Screaming cat's testicles

when your girlfriend squeezes your balls, inserts an angry cat inside a sports bag, and starts beating you violently with the bag
by Baboya panatera May 22, 2018
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Testicle Difficulties

A common ailment amongst men who lack courage or a back bone in general. In other words a man with no balls.
Yoshi better man up and get over his ex man… he’s definitely having testicle difficulties
by BigO96 December 29, 2023
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Devil’s testicles

Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.
Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.
by zzing December 08, 2021
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Receding Testicle

Despite its name, the Receding Testicle refers to an area that is found in both males and females. In males, it is located where the testicular sac terminates inferior to the anus. In females, it is located where the vagina terminates inferior to the anus.
After 3 years of trucking, Mike's Receding Testicle developed a boil.
by Pillar Nasty September 09, 2016
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Brazilian Testicle Boxing

"In Brazilian Testicle Boxing, an individual presents their sagged testicles to their partner, and their partner then forcefully punches said testicles as if they were a speed boxing bag."
"Yo my girl Brazilian testicle boxed me last night and and it felt incredible!" :"I love Brazilian Testicle Boxing! my boyfriend lets me do it all the time!"
by Ziptoxia January 14, 2025
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