Tea With Creamer 

This requires two males; though not necessarily consensual. One male has to have a mustache so that his partner may expel his semen into it. In this brew, the cream is served before the tea. Then the man who ejaculated into his partner's mustache gives it a thorough rinse with his urine.

Tim regretted going through the trouble of grooming his bushy mustache after Charles gave him Tea With Creamer.

Tea With Creamer by The Creamery September 9, 2011

tea leaves 

Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.

Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.

tea leaves by flippersideways November 22, 2013

tea caking 

Like tea bagging but with a "cake" i.e.vagina. To place your vagina onto someone's face while they are asleep, unaware or unsuspecting.

Last night Sharon passed out drunk and got tea caked by Mandy.
There was a photo from when Mandy was tea caking sharon

tea caking by Bikerk8 March 11, 2014

tea to spill 

To tell another peron's drama

Becky do I have some tea to spill.

tea to spill by Curly cutie May 22, 2017

tea fucker 

One who is enthused at the sight of tea, any British person

Those tea fuckers over there need to give us our independence.

tea fucker by Marucci October 4, 2017

Tea Hound 

Someone who is always sniffing for the tea.

Person 1: How does Lisa always know all the gossip?
Person 2: She's such a tea hound!

Tea Hound by jynbug September 21, 2018

Tea Pot Princess 

The Tea pot Princess
When a person is spoiled, stuck up, or just plain stupid

Damn Teapot princess! YOU all are bullshitters all of YOu

Tea Pot Princess by Kavi February 13, 2005