the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis states that a person by the name of Ozan cannot exist if there are no un-sucked dicks, as he is the omega glazer. In laymans terms, if there is 1 dick, Ozan would've not only sucked it but glazed too, if there are 10 dicks the same, and 100 and n and n+1. but if there is 1 unsucked dick, that means Ozan doesnt exist to glaze and therefor suck the dick.
Person1: Wow i really need to get a blowjob
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
Person2: Are you sure you haven't already? have you heard of the Un-Sucked Dick Thesis?
by bingrao January 26, 2024
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When a person or system reports a successful completion of a task which has not actually been completed successfully.
A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
A reflection on the Russian military reporting very minor advances (which were in fact failures) as great successes.
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Hym "I did the same thing you did except my Mangas already have anime adaptations and they are better than yours. And you, might ask 'what do I have to show for it?'and I would say 'You, crying like a bitch.' That and I'm going to have the scalp of a child if I don't get my money soon. So, no. I don't need to shut up or work. What I NEED is a reason not to murder someone's kids over you trying to get away with robbing me... And there isn't one. I'm more successful than you. You are going to live with that or someone is going to live without their kids."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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Hey snatch rack! You need a booty romp due to excessive teeth draggage. If you're lucky some deadlift dirty butthole will make you a MICU success story.
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Man 2: Nah bruh, but her mom gave me The Red Ring Of Success
Man 2: Nah bruh, but her mom gave me The Red Ring Of Success
by ASaintLaw23 April 24, 2015
Get the The Red Ring Of Success mug.Founded by Paul Grant on September 4, 2016. The society itself isn't a secret but the practices they preform are unknown to the public. Researches say the group morally are focused on currency and bidding worldwide.
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