Storking

When you merge your picture with a stork and see what your baby would look like.

I've been storking lately and have a picture of you above my bed flying over my grandmother's grave.

by Chairmanlmao April 21, 2019

Sticking the landing

When you jump with an erect penis and land perfectly in the vagina.

Johnny jumped off of the bed to perfectly sticking the landing in Yolanda.

by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022

Deer Stacking

Placing a holiday deer decoration on top of another so that it appears that they are having sex.

"Hey do you guys want to go deer stacking tonight?"

by Westballer January 1, 2012

Sofia shocking

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.

Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017

dick stacking

The act of piling multiple penises on top of each other. Either for sexual or recreational purposes.

Matt, Gus and Stanley are going to do some serious dick stacking in Lake Placid.

by No Sole October 22, 2015

stacking

A very gassy, extended fart when in a confined space and the wind has nowhere to escape, for example when sitting on a chair or under the covers in a bed. It derives from the stacking up of the gases, which the culprit is desperate not to disturb and the subsequent stacking up of guilt as s/he knows it's only a matter of time before s/he's discovered.

A: Somebody stacked. B stop stacking!
B: I didn't. It was C. He stacked under the covers. I felt the whole bed vibrate.

by lovelee09 April 16, 2009

stacking

the act of a female simultaneously changing a tampon and having a bowel movement.

Adrienne was stacking in the upstairs bathroom earlier, but at least she was able to kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

by LivinCoastal September 25, 2010