staplet

A tiny stapler. Also the result of autocorrect failing to correct "stapler" or "staples"

I've got really got to bind together these 3x5 note cards but I don't want to use a normal-sized stapler.

Use my staplet!

by Cheese Cannon December 6, 2017

Staplerydis

When you randomly find staples in your hair

“I just found staples in my hair”
“Oh no, you have staplerydis”

by Random24 January 16, 2018

staple gun

A staple gun is a hand-held machine popularised by public figure Joe Budden. The term is often accompanied by loud yelling and disbelief, particularly directed at the person who sold the staple gun.

Where did he find a staple gun!?!
Who is the employee that sold him a staple gun!?!
First of all, I ain't seen a staple gun in thirty years.

by mkpk May 17, 2018

stapitchulous

A descriptive word that describes a Dolan Twins video

“Today is the day this video goes up... can’t wait to show u guys it’s actually stapitchulous”

by EmmalynToding July 31, 2018

Smeap

A thief or intruder that frequently and accedetally squeaks their footwear on the recently waxed floor

The smeap failed to make away with the jewels.

by I'llnevertell;) October 13, 2018

staphperson

A "toxic" employee in a store, office, or factory who creates a sickening environment for everyone around him.

Having a staphperson join your employment-team is indeed a horrid burden for everyone else, but it also provides an excellent excuse to call back that headhunter who contacted you the other day.

by QuacksO November 8, 2018

stappment

A statement presented as fact even though it is not even possible to prove or disprove.

Don’t give me your stappments!

by pjerickson December 8, 2018