Squirrel Smack

When your girlfriend/boyfriend refuses your load and you're forced to ejaculate in your hand to prevent getting it on the furniture. You then are left with your nut in your hand, which you then slap that person in the face with it in retalliation.

She woudln't let me cum in her, so I hit that bitch with the squirrel smack.

by ibanez314 May 5, 2010

hibernating squirrel

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)

"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"

by Higg9 May 26, 2008

Rave Squirrel

(n.) Any sexy lady who loves to dance whom frequents the rave scene. Usually referring to ladies who dance their faces off, fully equipped with LED's and provocative clothing, while letting the good times roll throughout the night into the early morning hours. It is a genuine term of endearment that Rave Ladies worldwide should aspire to be.

SO SHOUT IT LOUD - RAVE SQUIRREL TAKE OVER

(v.) Squirreling - The act of dancing around at a rave, crazy dance party, or music festival in a sexy manner. A lot of full body movement is involved. One can squirrel alone or with other rave squirrels.

1) Holy shit thats a lot of sexy Rave squirrels.
2) SQUIRREL!
3) That Rave Squirrel is definitely looking for some nuts
4) Lets keep squirreling around this party.
5) Dude Jen is such a rave squirrel. She loves to fucking party.

Check out the RAVE SQUIRREL Fan Page
(look below in the tags)

by Molly Bass aka RAVE SQUIRREL February 27, 2012

squirrel blanket

someone sexually desirable but nutty.

sarah silverman is a squirrel blanket.

by edsel macfadden May 27, 2009

Wet Squirrel

When one takes a major shat and left over shit crumbs gets stuck in the ass hair

I dont want to pull my pants up because i dont want to get shit from my wet squirrel to get stuck to my underwear

by MonsterMAx October 10, 2010

crack squirrel

A small loud obnoxious weasel-like crack smoker who has excuses for everything. Often keeps a messy van and can be seen in the Hopkins Area late at night chasing minor crack deals.

Fucking eh that Tabor is a real CRACK SQUIRRELL

by SOBER CITY March 26, 2008

baby squirrel

A young female looking for enjoyment of a male's secrection of seminal fluids.

The baby squirrel was looking for a nut.

by Dan Smith/Michael Clauson January 25, 2007