wap squat

Female version of the "tea bag"

She really wap squatted her own father?

by April 18, 2021

squat cobler

A small guy in the woods who takes a dump without shame

I was taking a hike when I saw a squat cobler out in the blue.

by Urbanhandlertruth February 23, 2016

Vogel Squat

Inspired by Steven Vogel, a term used in weight-training to describe the motion, or rather, lack of motion in the squat lift. Starting at an angle of 180 degree angle from feet to ass, the Vogel squatter proceeds to bend his knees to form a 177.2 degee angle in a spastic, nearly unnoticeable motion. The Vogel squatter also emits a loud yell to assure that everyone is watching his awful lift.

Loni-"Tim Riebe told me he squatted 460 lbs. yesterday."

Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-

by Stallis' Finest January 20, 2005

pop a squat

yardy know its when ya gotta shit and the only way to do it is to squat and pop it out.

MOOOve i gotta pop a squat, brittany get out of my wayy its comin out hot!

by bender j fry August 11, 2018

squat sauce

The act of accidentally defecating (crapping) whilst enjoying sexual intercourse or anal sex.

James was shocked to find his privates marinated in Judy's squat sauce during an intimate lovemaking session.

by crazybaby83 December 12, 2008

jack squat

a polite way to say 'jack shit' meaning
nothing of value or worth

Front You some weed?
Dude, You ain't got jack squat to pay me with. Ya moochie assed cunt.

by Mr.Skullhead September 20, 2003

squat-cocking

a term used to describe a sexual position,one of the best positions to try

yo marc i tried squat-cocking with that girl last night..damn it was awesome

by christophorus September 03, 2010