spade

to ruin something by cumming in it

when he gets up to go to the bathroom, im going to spade his sandwhich

by neffmiksavant November 22, 2006

race of spades

Named after the ace of spades, the Race of Spades is said to be drawn anytime a minority uses it to defuse a majority race's argument against them, automatically making them defensive. However, the Race of Spades doesn't always work. Blacks can't use the Race of Spades on Asians, since Asians don't oppress them like as whites, and most importantly: Asians are a more minor minority in the US than them.

White guy: What's up, nigga?
Black friend: Whassup!
Black bystander: Hey, respect the Afrikaaner and quit with the racism.

Black guy: Stop oppressing my people before I beat your ass.
Asian: Why don't you stop oppressing MY people, eh? Your Race of Spades doesn't work on me.

by Roger Sun May 14, 2006

Spades

Prestigious gang founded in 2010 by the King of Spades. Rankings start from Hearts to Spades, starting with 2 and ending with King. Aces and Jokers denote special units.

Hey man, I'm a 10 of Hearts dont mess with me!

Yo dont mess with ME im a Jack of Spades.

by King Spades May 24, 2010

Splode

A bastardization of ka-splode, which is a bastardization of explode.

As the rocket smashed into "Splode's" computer, it sploded.

by Fatass February 18, 2003

Spladgem

Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter

Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

Ace of Spades

A Ace of Spades is when a man takes his dick and slaps a girl in the face with in then leaving the impression of a sideways spade.

I totally gave this gril a Ace of Spades it must have stayed on her face for two days.

by Testicle Blood January 30, 2010

Ace of spades

Not only is it a popular motorhead song, but it is also rhyming slang for AIDS.

John:"dude u have the ace of spades!"
Mark:"hey a don't have AIDS, we are playing poker."

by Not a thick geordie...not a geordie. March 14, 2008