spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

stinking yawn

A massive smelly fart. Not just a weedy little parp, this one means your ass yawns big and emits the foulest gas from hell. See the goatse dude on Google Images search to see what it looks like.

Dude 1: "Oh my head. I drank ten pints last night and had a curry."
Dude 2: "Way to go Dawg ... what the hell is that smell man!?"
Dude 1: "Oh my good ... a stinking yawn ... I'm gonna puke ..."

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

by LushMops August 28, 2017

Shinking

Shopping + Drinking = Shinking
The act of walking through a mall shopping and stopping at bars along the way.

JoJo came to Pennsylvania for our annual pre-Christmas shinking trip.

by Kbright November 23, 2009

Stinking Of Spanish

The fragrance that permeates your clothes after leaving a Mexican restaurant.

When we got home from dinner at Don Juans we were Stinking Of Spanish

by Fred October 16, 2004

Rims spinning

A description of a boy or girl who is of legal age, especially those who have turned that age just recently. Origin: the spinning rims of modulated cars.

Her eighteenth birthday was on friday, dude; she's got her rims spinning!

by Skek December 25, 2004

STINKING LINCOLN

WHEN YOU PICK UP A RANDON SKANK FROM A BAR.BANG HER TILL SHE PASSES OUT.PULL OUT A FIVE DOLLAR BILL WIPE YOU ASS WITH IT STICK IT TO HER FOUR HEAD. PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GO HOME!

Jake you won't belive what Peeps did last night... Ya man I heard he gave that chick from the bar a stinking lincoln then went to showtown... no shit....

by jonny roast beef July 8, 2010