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sphincter surfing

A guy that likes putting his cock in other peoples buttholes.

A woman that uses a strap-on in other peoples butts.
John was sphincter surfing with Debbie on the beach.
by Vic of the North May 15, 2008
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sphincter nazi

a fag
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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sphincter

That's your buttholepeeping turtle!
I'll have a pancreas, two sphincters, and a large coke.
by Baba Ganoush November 27, 2003
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sphynx

similar to the phrase jinx, sphynx is called when two people say something in unison. sphynx differs from jinx in that the person does not owe the other one a coke, but instead a rim job. both parties actually benefit from this new format, especially with rising rates of unemployment and high coke costs.

a bystander to two people talking in unison can call double sphynx, in which case both sphynxed parties owe that person a solid salad tossing. this is actually the most common form of sphynx on the streets and are best used when hungover, as they are said to be an instant cure.

sometimes it is impossible to perform a sphynx because of the situation, so it is important to note that the count of sphynxes is a net sphynx and not one that gets canceled out when people sphynx each other. there are a few methods to keep count but the most accurate is using na$ty95.
matt called a sphynx while we in the limo last night - it got so sloppy that the driver wouldnt pick us back up.
by thaaaaaankkkkkkkssssssss January 17, 2009
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sphincter

a term used to describe the music era brought on by Nirvana.
That Green Day is a a sphincter band.
by Mark Hamilton April 1, 2005
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sphincter bait

by reno April 13, 2005
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sphincter

muscle that pushes out your poo
awww my sphincter is killing me.
by dilmah from india November 25, 2003
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