soap dick

it is the most painful thing in this world you just took a scrumptious shower you get out and you realized you have soap dick and then when you put your underwear on it burns and burns and then when u pee it’s STINGS then it’s gone but while it’s there it sucks it’s just soap in your dickhole

joe: bruh i got out the shower earlier and i had soap dick
allen: damnnn bro that sucks it stings bro
joe: yeah wait what’s my full name?
allen: joe m..

by bigdawgbignutz March 11, 2021

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

by cyyfii December 1, 2021

Soap Dodger

Generally unclean or grubby person. One who avoids washing regularly. A person of questionable personal hygeine.

Festival Cop 1: See me when I twatted that soap dodger over the head?
Festival Cop 2: Yeah! I knobbled six of the scruffy fuckers today. Filthy fuckers...
Soap Dodger: That's harassment, maan. Babykiller!
Festival Cop 1: Right, you're fucking kneecapped.

by Kit Shicker February 22, 2003

Soap Dodger

A slang term for people from england. During the early to mid 20th century the english were famous for only washing once a year. The english considered bathing to be bad for the health. Hence the expression that they were adept at dodging the soap.

Hide the cutlery Sheila, I smell a soap dodger approaching.

by rolfharris February 27, 2010

Dropping the soap

(Proverbial Meaning:)
1) Having a lot of sexual intercourse with a lot of different persons.
2) Being situated in a risky situation, where one mistake can be fatal.
(Literal Meanig:)
Dropping the soap in prison. When you drop the soap in prison and you pick it up, you're bending over, which is the perfect oppertunity for your fellow prisoners to take you from behind and penetrate you in an unpleasant way.

(Proverbial Meaning:)
1) You're dropping the soap a lot lately, stop being so slutty!
2) Please help me! If i drop the soap now, im screwed!

by urban Godfather December 30, 2014

soapydrizzle

a hot mf who everyone loves and wants to be😩

hey, you seen soapydrizzle? she’s literally god, like pls

by eiffkdskdsmdf March 14, 2021

Soap-com

A situation comedy that revolves around a continuing storyline. Example include "Arrested Development" and "My Name is Earl."

"Did you see "The Life of Steve" last night?"
"No, I don't watch it."
"Oh."
"Would I understand it if I started watching?"
"Doubt it, it's a soap-com."

by Brody K. December 25, 2006