sarff

A red haired penis so large it can fuck two women at once.

Shawn used his sarff on these two chicks but then their boyfriends walked in so he used it to polevault his ass out of there.

by GrantHarry April 27, 2008

scarf master

he/she who attains maximum scarf

a consumer of unusual foods products

someone who is willing to eat that which others are not

a brazen, insolent glutton

"You scarf master, you ate the whole freaking peking duck"

by scuppernog July 3, 2008

scarfplay

To fondle/twist/twirl (play with) a scarf whilst it is still wrapped around a girls neck. By doing so, effectively ending any and all chances of hooking up with girl.

Guy 1: "Oh no, look at Krueger over there, he just engaged in scarfplay....look he keeps twisting her scarf, i hope he's not choking her."

Guy 2: "Yikes, i don't care how drunk he is. Not smooth."

Guy 1: "Yup, he's not getting any tonight."

by monstercock3000 February 18, 2010

Scarface

Sprinkling a substantial amount of cocaine on to a woman’s vagina and then preceding to eat her out.

She thoroughly enjoys my aggressive scarface.

by AP747 February 20, 2011

ScarFax

A background check for a woman's vagina.

You know how you can use CarFax to check for any accidents or major repairs on a car before you buy it?
Yeah.
I wish they had that for bitches too.

They do. It's called ScarFax.
I Wish I would've known that before I contracted the HIV.
Wha- hey man! Are you wearing a condom!?
Nope.
Damn you ScarFax!
Shut up and take it.

by joeyvllttf May 6, 2015

Scarfy

Hungry; famished.

I was feeling scarfy, so I stopped and got a burger.

by Furbymaster February 28, 2018

Sharf

The act of shitting, farting and barfing all at once.

Dude, after that party last week, I sharfed all over my car.

by ParkerScones March 4, 2019