3 definitions by joeyvllttf
You know how you can use CarFax to check for any accidents or major repairs on a car before you buy it?
Yeah.
I wish they had that for bitches too.
They do. It's called ScarFax.
I Wish I would've known that before I contracted the HIV.
Wha- hey man! Are you wearing a condom!?
Nope.
Damn you ScarFax!
Shut up and take it.
Yeah.
I wish they had that for bitches too.
They do. It's called ScarFax.
I Wish I would've known that before I contracted the HIV.
Wha- hey man! Are you wearing a condom!?
Nope.
Damn you ScarFax!
Shut up and take it.
by joeyvllttf May 6, 2015
The loss of one's footing through the front door after yet another night of skinning the neighborhood cats and fucking them in the ass.
by joeyvllttf May 3, 2015
An attractive yet cunty person(possibly in an authoritative position over you) whom you would love to take to a beautiful cliff-side view of the ocean, only to fuck them, cum in their face and throw them off the cliff.
Lauren: Wow, your boss is smokin hot.
Chemda: Fuck yeah she is but she's a total fucking asshole!
(Chemda and Lauren lock eyes and grin as they spout, in unison): Cliff Bitch!!!
(High-5)
Chemda: Fuck yeah she is but she's a total fucking asshole!
(Chemda and Lauren lock eyes and grin as they spout, in unison): Cliff Bitch!!!
(High-5)
by joeyvllttf May 20, 2015