Slingblade

A diss. A funny way of calling someone a retard. It's a quick reference to the 1996 movie starring Billy Bob Thornton.

No wonder your phone got hacked Slingblade, your passcode is 1-2-3-4!

by Suspencex January 18, 2022

slingin wee

When a male is naked walking around and his genitalia is swinging back and forth due to the momentum of his strut.

p1: i went to a korean spa and this old man was butt ass naked with no towel on hella slingin wee
p2: thats tuff…

by JM & AB May 3, 2022

Slinging stocks and cutting deals

Going back to your life of shady business practices after you've served jail time for the said shady practices

Pauly P will probably be slinging stocks and cutting deals even if he will never serve time.

by Sexydimma July 16, 2022

Slinging Goob

A euphemism for jacking off. The term is deprived of the substance, goob, that is ejected, slung, from the male genitalia.

Chester was caught behind the water cooler on the 6th tee box slinging goob, at least he got it out of his system.

by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022

Blinker Slinger

When two cars coming in opposite directions and both signal for the same parking spot.

"I beat him on the blinker slinger back there. It was totally my parking spot. I'm a quick draw blinker slinger."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Shlong sling

Medical apparatus utilized when an individual fractures their phallus. It prevents excessive jostling and also prohibits potentially hazardous turgidity.

Shaniqua rode me so hard I think my dick is broke... I need a shlong sling.

by Jealous McOferrik March 6, 2008

Gershwin Sling

A man's bathing suit which tends to over accentuate his 'business' or 'package', as it were. Also known as a banana hammock.

The vision of Dave in his Gershwin sling was both breathtaking and disturbing.

by Eastern Wanderer May 18, 2009