Not close to human, not far from retardation. An awkward stoplight that does the "truffle shuffle" to the tune of Happy Feet.
by sennsagay June 26, 2009
Get the Sineni mug.A homeless girl who is offered a place to stay for sexual favors but is thrown out if they cant keep up their image.
by Thebigreddawg February 23, 2010
Get the sidewalk cinderella mug.someone who cleans their butt from the side by lifting a right or left cheek, rather than between their legs or between their balls (centerwiper)
Bro, do you wipe your ass from the center between you balls?
Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
Naw bro, I'm a Sidewiper... I lift a cheek, yo.
by Zen Leon April 5, 2010
Get the Sidewiper mug.someone who deliberately & unnecessarily rides their horse on a sidewalk without regard for pedestrians & bicyclists, as though they are marking their territory.
by Darth Johnny December 6, 2010
Get the Sidewalk Chevalier mug.The little dance you do when trying to avoid someone walking towards you, and you both end up side stepping about three times into each others way before laughing awkwardly and you or your dance-off opponent lets you pass.
by Harry-C December 23, 2010
Get the Sidewalk Boogie mug.A booger that slides easily out from either inner nostril wall. It is approximately the size of a Kellogg's cornflake. The pinky finger is ideal for getting out most sidewallers.
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