the act of putting a shovel in your partners anaus and they proceed to dig up the remains of a dead relative whilst you fuck a wild hog until it dies. Then you both fuck the dead person until the shovel pops out of her/his ass.
by Shovel_Shitter May 15, 2022

john-"i hate it when i get to the bottom of the bag of chips and its all crumbs"
mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"
mike-"ya that's why i save the chip shovels for all of the crumbs"
by google blowz July 25, 2010

Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.
by Trixie Lynn Freebush January 20, 2021

Dad: Here we are son, the Qumran caves. Aren't they cool.
son: Yep, I shoveled them.
Dad: You shoveled them?
alt:
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about how ISIS took credit for crashing the pokemon go servers?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, obviously ISIS shoveled the servers.
Kim-Jong-il is notorious for many things, including shoveling the hamburger
son: Yep, I shoveled them.
Dad: You shoveled them?
alt:
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about how ISIS took credit for crashing the pokemon go servers?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, obviously ISIS shoveled the servers.
Kim-Jong-il is notorious for many things, including shoveling the hamburger
by anonymous January 16, 2021

When one offers to bury someone, or something that has wronged you someone. A literal, non literal, or symbolic meaning.
She offered her friend a shovel deal, when she found out her ex exposed her intimate pictures online.Non literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal
by Rexlione September 7, 2023

Example :
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"
Guy 1: "Hey! I got my Minecraft Shovel, don't worry!"
Guy2: "Bro, seriously, who uses that?"
Guy1:"*sad noises*"
by Lilas_gaaxance June 12, 2020

by Armesocke May 15, 2020
