Short-a-chrome 

When you are missing all or part of a least one chromosome. Dumb ass. Stupid. Inept.

How’d that short-a-chrome graduate from high school?

Short-a-chrome by Goofnut March 16, 2023

Short term coke 

When you find a random ID and take out short term loans to finance your coke.

Yo I found this random ID yesterday, lets get some short term coke this friday.

Short term coke by KonSzym July 2, 2023

short man syndrome 

This typically describes a man under 5 foot 5 inches. Short man syndrome men usually have a heavier body, a small head , but a larger face, typically are going bald. A man with short man syndrome will try to overcomensate for his small stature by buying oversize cars, always lying, being very controlling, very bossy, and think they are always right. They cannot admit they are wrong. They will align themselves with the people they think can do the most for them, and will use people to their advantage, lying about everything. They will cruise myspace, facebook,...ect... for hours trying to find friends that are female (that they dont really know) just to give the impression that they are popular with the ladies.

Mike bought a oversize SUV even though he could not afford the gas, cause he wants the girls to focus on the car not that he is short. He has short man syndrome.
Nick invite every girl onto his myspace to look like he is popular.

short man syndrome by the truth will rock ya October 16, 2012

Short-ist

n. A tourist who visits Northern California in the summer and thinks it’s going to be warm enough to wear shorts.

Whatever you do don't visit Fisherman's Wharf. It's full of Short-ists.

Short-ist by Style_Foot August 27, 2013

Short up 

A way of saying shut up

SHORT UP!

Short up by Dewyy September 11, 2022

Short-Texting

When one party in a text-message conversation chooses to reply with extremely short, vague sentences in order to try and kill the conversation and end communication with the opposing texter.

An Example of Short-Texting:

Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha

Texter2: Ya.

Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?

Texter2: No.

Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?

Texter2: Nothing.

Texter1:...

Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.

Short-Texting by MrGuyMan11 July 7, 2009

Short people 

People under 6 foot ain’t short but they are just a bunch of fat hairy faggots that are jealous of people over 6 foot so they try show off and just look like complete utter wankers. Their should be a stomp on people under 6 foot day.

Short people always end up on my shoe this is how people I know behave when that happens ewwwwwwwww get of my shoe you little short cunt bang bang.

Short people by Kill all uncircumcised ppl December 17, 2021