shitable

1. easy to shit on
2. used to describe a shitty situation
3. used to describe someone who's not attractive

1. I can't find a bathroom... you're shitable, lie down.
2. This meeting is so shitable.
3. Omg... he is so shitable

by Nan and Hasoon January 22, 2004

Shit's off the pot

Used to describe something good. It is similar to saying something is "off the hook."

Evan: What do you think of this sporting event we're attending?
Leroy: It's awesome - shit's off the pot.

Past tense
John: Oh man that movie was awesome!
Dave: Yeah, that shit was off the pot.

by pwnb0t July 21, 2009

Shit Blow

Is when you men to do a big fart and shit blows out your butt and seeps through your boxers and stains your paints

In school at the lunch line the mother fucker in front of me ,Shit Blow,ed and it got all over my shoe. OR My dog "Shit Blow" and got on my C19

by JLKKLJJLK May 29, 2010

shit sparkles

The fecal stains on your undergarment after repeated flatulence (farts).

I noticed the shit sparkles on his underwear as I threw his clothing into the washing machine, gross.

by LaMonaLisa November 20, 2011

Shit Meme

An internet meme (usually political) that takes a particular ideology or statement completely out of context for the sole purpose of belittling or inciting a particular political demographic. Shit memes are factually incorrect and rely on the laziness or stupidity of the reader to go unchecked. When shit memes are allowed to be shared without resistance, it takes on an effect similar to a virus, spreading misinformation to people at an exponential rate.

Originaly defined by "81RD5"

Shit Meme Poster: Posts a meme cherry picking a conservative city and a liberal city posting them side by side, with one photo showing the worst of city 1 and the other showing a beautiful skyline of city 2. A typical excerpt below the picture would compare how one political ideology runs the city 1 better because the shit meme creator happened to choose a nice skyline of that city 1 while posting a worn down neighborhood of city 2.

by AidanBTLF February 20, 2019

cat shit dick syndrome

when a black guy's dick is so small, it actually looks like a piece of cat shit.

Girl 1: holy shit. look! that black guy's dick is so tiny!

Girl 2: no shit man, he's got cat shit dick syndrome.

by al3xal3xis July 13, 2010

Rage Shit

A gut wrenching, hand cletching shit that feels as though you are birthing a baby through your butthole. this massive shit will not only destroy your anus, but also clog your plumbing...so invest in some rid-x. p.s. this usually happens when enraged...possibly on steroids.

My friend hit the gym hard, and later preceded to take his anger out by taking a Rage Shit, which destroyed my bathroom for days.

by Domineezy fur sheezy March 19, 2011