by Brad Nye August 04, 2008
by Babe_000 January 01, 2016
When the male grabs jumper cables and attaches them to his nipples, balls, and toes. He then grabs the other end to the jumper cables and attaches them to a running car battery. The pleasure from it is electrifying.
by Bill_Bob_123 July 11, 2008
A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.
"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"
"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."
"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"
"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."
"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"
by John Lyman July 16, 2004
When having intercourse with a woman and you insert a tazer into her vagina, shocking her g spot, and causing an intense orgasm.
by RoseRed16 March 15, 2016
She's a real cherry shock
by B to the izzle November 08, 2007
dude that fucking shock video scared the shit out of me.
that zombie scream at the end of that shock video gave me a heart attack
that zombie scream at the end of that shock video gave me a heart attack
by asdfanthony July 19, 2006