Shannonism

When you say something that defies all logic.

When the Titanic sank, why didnt they get their cellphones out? - Shannonism -

by Martymcfries1888 June 1, 2020

Shannon

When someone shotguns a beer while in the shower but as they shotgun it they shit themselves and allow it to run down their legs. The more explosive the shit the better the shannon. Typically played by those in Covid-19 quarantine...

Hey have you heard of Shannon, I'm thinking about trying her out what with being in quarantine and all.

by Hahahahahaha2319 November 11, 2020

Shannon dodging

a girl creating blasphemous excuses to not hangout with her boyfriend

bro why is she shannon dodging

by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024

shannon tracy hankish

my bestfriend. she's truley great. i dunno what i'd do without her. <3 you hate her, i hate you, you hurt her, i KILL you, simple as that. i love you shannon. :)

desiree's bestfriend, shannon tracy hankish:)

by nunya:) October 8, 2011

A Shannon

Having sexual relations with the secretary at work

I gave the new girl a shannon

by Chubsmkgee October 2, 2018

Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob

I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower

by rubbahbandman October 11, 2017

Shannon

a girl who masturbates in public

Shannon is weird

by SomeMotherFuckerFuckingYourDad June 21, 2019