Op Sgt. Porter

A constant reminder to rat-ties that their mommies and daddies left them in Hell and that it's cadre fun time (i.e. no more cakes and cookies and num nums;) easily excited by dead baby jokes; can be identified by a very distinguished but unclear cadence, e.g. "heft, hite."

"Does Op Sgt. Porter have a speech impediment because I couldn't understand a word he was saying!"

by Rat-ties May 16, 2008

SGTC

Should've Gone To College.

Dude I can't get a decent job, (sigh) sgtc.

college fail job university

by tosh guy March 29, 2011

sgeek

A sgeek is a short for a geek that is sexy.

I was at school the other day I saw a sgeek

by Unknown999039 January 14, 2009

sgalbnr

An acronym for Sort of Giggling A Little But Not Really. The appropriate response to use in text or instant messaging to something marginally funny, but not actually hilarious enough for a laugh irl. A replacement for lol when not actually laughing out loud.

John: I just ran into my exgirlfriend.
Jane: Did she say anything to you?
John: She said hey.
Jane: sgalbnr...

by jetaimeleplus November 20, 2009

Sgripping

When your testicles are sticking to the side of your leg

I'm wearing shorts so my testicles are sgripping.

by Checksumz February 5, 2012

sgmf

Simply stated...Sounds good, mother fucker.

Must be used in a nonchalant carefree tone. Cannot be used with malice intent.

Girl: I don't want to go out tonight.
Boy: sgmf. (i'll exercise option B.)

From renown creater of NPMF, JKMF and the always funny HBMF.

by Philly Advisor September 16, 2012

SGPFC

Spelling, Grammar, Punctuation, Formatting, Clarity

Original: I always like to ate stick.
New: I always liked to eat stick. *Edit: SGPFC

by wmgs July 25, 2015