servise

Servise: (noun) The deliberate misspelling of the noun "service". Often to represent sexual innuendos with prostitution and or gay sex. Vernacular slang may vary in context.

Hey, your pretty hot. Can I get the full servise?

by The Black Mamba 69 December 11, 2013

lip service

oral sex

In that porn scene, They gave Each Other lip service ... twice.

by xuinkrbin. September 22, 2012

Fan Service

A rather disturbing phenomenon that seems to originate in the Japanese and the Korean media primarily, where two people act intimate towards each other for the media. Mostly men of the same boy bands etc, fan service could include touching, holding hands or giving an impression to the fans that they is something more going on.

Fan 1: Did you see the Korean boy band DBSK's performance yesterday?
Fan 2: the Yunjae fan service was nice*blushes*
Fan 1: fanservice?
Fan 2: Didn't you see Yunho and Jaejoong holding hands?
Fan 1: yea...

by maraudersgal March 14, 2010

full service gas station

When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina and urinates.

"I'll stick it in you and pee, it's a full service gas station BIOTCH!!!"

by AlaraphonAMD December 19, 2008

online dating service

A place where ugly/desperate men go to pick up women.

Sonny couldnt score in real life so he decided to try an online dating service after being turned down by women. Sadly he was rejected there too. Final resort after being dumped on myspace, caught busted lying about income, basically made a fool of to every woman and the last resort.

by BendOva October 21, 2007

apple customer service

quite possibly the worst customer service you can possibly run into. full of stink-ass arabians, indians, dumbshits and bimbos,

apple customer service:sir what is your name

me:brandon ****

apple:rick??

me:just help me with my problem

apple:what is it sir

me:this piece of overpriced shit is acting up and is erasing music by itself

apple:...

me:help me

apple:let me look it up

me:wtf? why you work at apple you should know about your own fucking product

apple:sir read off your ipod main menu

me:about,shuffle,repeat.playback.general.date&time...

apple:read off your iPOD menu

me:i just did you dipshit. fuck you go to college

by fuckapple123 June 26, 2010

Special Jail Services

An elite unit that was designed by two highly trained detention officers at the Muskgoee City/County Detention Center in Muskogee,Ok. They are known for there quit reaction time in riot/hostage situations in the jail.

"The inmates are going to hurt us, we need SJS a.s.a.p. !"

by Colin Powell, Tupac, Jay-Z, and Michael Jordan January 26, 2005