Schmidt on

When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.

I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.

by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023

Schmogli

The type of person that gets into a sports stadium without paying but gets busted midway through the show. Then runs away to not get prohibited

Bro: Schmogli got in the Bayern Stadium again and after getting caught ran away.
Bro2: legend

by Rihpsalis April 26, 2023

Schmid

Snacks/Food

Pass the schmid

by Jimbobertson July 3, 2023

Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

A modern gunslinger, turned wrestler.

After a tragic accident this youthful gunslinger was forced to abandon his old life and became the heavyweight champion of the world and landed into the wrestling hall of fame, the newest champion Schmidley VanVonder Schmitt

by RacistLgbtqLover July 6, 2023

Schmidt-Hissrich

To fuck up something beyond repair. To butcher somethin.

-Did you watch Witcher series after season 1?
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..

by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023

Schmidtting

'Schmidtting' is a term used to describe a German man rubbing his penis on his partner's face.

'He was schmidtting me last night!'

'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'

'I think he's really into schmidtting...'

by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023

schmogle

An alternative name for trail mix.

Other names include: Gorp, Scroggin

Dude 1: Yo did u pack the schmogle?!
Dude 2: You know I never leave the house without it!

by sonnnyy October 2, 2023