Pootinanny

A vagina, referred to with a southern origin (much like the term "kooter).

"Dude, she totally puts out last night!"

"Oh really? And how was that pootinanny?

by Doug Life TTP July 20, 2018

T-poti

It's another word for a stoner.

Hey your dad is a t-poti.

by Daniel shaw May 19, 2008

Magic Potion

The combination of weed and tequila

I'm not under the influence officer, I'm practicing a magic potion.

by Jimmybuffet June 28, 2015

Pouting Donut

The quivering sphincter of a diarrhea filled anal cavity. Usually filled with hot chowder containing small fish heads, fingernails, and corn.

Also a telltale sign to customs agents during strip searches.

1. Dude, I've got the pouting donut right now. Must have been your moms cooking.
2. Did you see his pouting donut ?? he's gotta be smuggling something !

by HooliganATL August 3, 2009

Potion of fleshly ambiguousness

Also known as Johnsons Potion of fleshly ambiguousness,
is a potion that the internet guru Hal thompson creates which is used in basically any other potion. Its most commonly used in potions, to turn yourself into other forms.

Add Johnsons Potion of fleshly ambiguousness with whisky and dragons spit to turn you into a lemon juice monster.

by Expert League December 7, 2010

pooties

Having pointy boobs.

Ew look that girl she has the worst case of pooties i've ever seen.

by seamore buts December 28, 2005

pootie

1. One who takes pride in matters of flatulence and/or excrement.
2. Kommisioner of Metairie Playground Football, known for unusually high socks.

Pootie once displayed his catheter to me, and then let flee a fart as loud as a thunderclap.

by Petey Wheatstraw March 14, 2003