quail punch

The act of making sweet, passionate love to squirrels in the fashion of Thomas Kinkade.
That gentleman loves to perform quail punch in the presence of others. That's straight up quailin' yo!
by DaddyScranton July 28, 2016
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muppet punch

The act of sexually assaulting a person, animal, or object with your fist. This usually consists of a persons fist entering the anal cavity of an unwilling party with ferocious momentum.
Samuel L Jackson has muppet punched his way through every movie he has ever been in.

Your mom loves when I muppet punch her.
by Sensual disfunction May 10, 2016
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Beg Punch

When you punch a girl in the lower abdomen while she is on her period.
Rhianna was being particularly bitchy during her time of the month, so Chris Brown gave her a Beg Punch to shut her up.
by Death2Hoomanity January 05, 2018
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Spidey Punch

Climbing up on a person to have sex with them from behind and resisting their attempts to dislodge you with Spiderman web throwing manuevers.

Can be the throwing of semen into the hair of the resistor after they successfully dislodge you.
I climbed up on her from behind like Spiderman. She wanted face to face action so I Spidey Punched her and carried on.
by AssmanATX June 02, 2009
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yandere punch

The sound effect when using an Easter egg in Yandere Simulator called Falcon Mode. Yan-chan will draw back her fist, and when she punches, she will yell "Yandere Punch!".
I shall eliminate everyone in Academi High with Falcon Mode. YANDERE PUNCH!!!
by Yes, I'm A Fangirl... June 05, 2019
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Newfie punch

The act of punching open a can of beer. Made famous by the lovely people of Newfoundland, Canada, who are constantly 6 beers ahead of you, no matter how drunk you are.
"Hey Mike, you wanna beer?"

"Sure thing!"

*Mike proceeds to Newfie punch the beer open and drink it
by AvgBro October 26, 2013
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Punch Fail

When you punch someone and they vomit on you from the impact of the punch.
Dude, when you punched Oprah and she threw up her Favourite Things all over you! That was a punch fail!
by Bistro Stoné December 17, 2010
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