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pube tube

"put some lube on your pube tube rube, here comes my dum dum bullet"
by theWestHamfan December 29, 2003
mugGet the pube tubemug.

pube crabs

itchy scratchy pubic lice in the balls or genital area. they are itchy and scratchy and you need shampoo to get rid of the dam things.
Hey Shmecklema, can you hand me the shampoo so i can get rid of these damed crabs!
by dsklruovhsaoghew May 13, 2005
mugGet the pube crabsmug.

pube spider

one bro does everything another bro does. Copy cat

One Male grabs onto another mans pubes and hangs on!
He is such a pube spider... Anthony bought a Corvette and now He is buying one.
by Jaeson - not my real name.... October 14, 2011
mugGet the pube spidermug.

singed pubes

Burning your pubic hair down to the nubs.
Aw fuck I singed my pubes with my lighter!
by Spencer P. August 10, 2004
mugGet the singed pubesmug.

Battle Pubes

Battle Pubes: A term utilized to describe the current grooming status of one's pubic hair. Battle pubes specifically identifies that the pubic region has undergone rigorous grooming in anticipation of sexual activity. This can be closely identified with a soldier that dawns camouflage paint prior to battle.
Man 1 "Man, I have a date with that hot girl tonight!"

Man 2 "Good luck man, I hope you tap that ass! Make sure you have your battle pubes ready to go."

Girl 1 "This guy ate my box last night, thankfully I was ready for battle and was rockin' my battle pubes."
by GF3 October 21, 2010
mugGet the Battle Pubesmug.

monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason
Geez this nut has monkey pubes
by Tom April 1, 2004
mugGet the monkey pubesmug.

Pube Hug

When you're pissing or getting a good jerk on then pull your hand away but pube curls around one or two of your fingers, hugging you.
Aw, man, I was pissing like a racehorse and got a pube hug!
by The Moist Sausage October 31, 2018
mugGet the Pube Hugmug.

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