"Mark likes those old furry Bluth movies because he's a pseudo-furry."
"What's a 'pseudo-furry?'"
"He likes furry media, but doesn't consider himself a furry."
"Hm."
"What's a 'pseudo-furry?'"
"He likes furry media, but doesn't consider himself a furry."
"Hm."
by JayRidders May 25, 2024
Get the Pseudo-furry mug.The perception that you have diarrhea even though you akcually don't, just because you can no longer hold your urge to defecate
Right before the exam, I got hit with such anxiety that I felt like I had pseudo-diarrhea, but it turned out I just needed to relax.
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
Get the pseudo-diarrhea mug.When another person with a legal right to do so touches your private parts because they can or feel the need to.
Why is Lisa like that? Her uncle was in charge of making sure the kids checked themselves for ticks after hiking when she was 12. She missed one on her face in the bathroom thinking it was leaf trash. Her older girl cousins already dismissed her as the trash cousin and wouldn't help. So her uncle said he was the tick police and she was under arrest. It ended with him saying your too young for that hair. She was left there doublely naked; no clothes, no hair; to ponder her pseudo-rape as she stood watching the same done to each of her younger cousins til finally they were freed to a fun time in the jaccuzi.
That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.
That girl in Colorodo is pondering why justice must be served. I walked in to the police station like the news said. I want to go home.
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Get the Pseudo-potent mug.A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.
by Flaggit February 3, 2010
Get the Pseudo Hair Flip mug.An individual who, whether in reaction to having been an outcast in the past or just by the choice to be an overall disagreeable, opinionated individual who usually frequents coffee shops, don’t believe in drinking alcohol and “don’t watch TV” . This is a point of pretension for them, since what TV was and what it has become are vastly different things. The pseudo will sir at a coffee shop etc of preference on a limitless coffee tab and criticize everything except for the few things and people they like. They tend to carry a sense of entitlement and don’t respect rules of any place. If a pseudo is a musician or otherwise somehow involved in the arts, he/ she looks down on the art of others having universal appeal or potential for success.
A) My ex boyfriend’s pseudo friends jammed at his house religiously and if I was around, my every move was under the most critical scrutiny and I was always talked down to. B) The pseudos who ran and practically lived at my neighborhood coffee shop were constantly heckling me when I showed up to get my latte. They did not believe in doing anything but reading or pretending to read and gossiping with and about the other coffee shop regulars. The biggest pseudo announced that he doesn’t watch television . I asked him “What if PBS had an all day marathon of your favorite movies?” He said that would be no exception. Apparently pseudos do it not believe in clothes that match.
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