seafood problems

When you have crabs it is also known as having seafood problems.

That boy is scratching so hard down there, I think he has seafood problems.

by Devin September 28, 2004

Buttock-prober

A sodomite; a man who buggers other men obsessively.

That Bert, he's a full-time buttock-prober!

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

by Jhype April 29, 2014

probably

more than likely/ for sure or almost sure

Dillon: They will probably call off school today.
Tom: Yeah, i sure hope so.

by cookies r us March 4, 2008

You problem

A problem that doesn't not effect me or my peers, and issues that must be solved by the person(s) involved

"I need a ride to work" well that sounds like a you problem

by the original simpy40 January 27, 2017

proboscis

slang term for a very long penis

I front-loaded her pussy while we were standing up, facing each other, utilizing my proboscis!

by Chimpeachment August 30, 2010

problemattic

an attic that is impossible to get into and full of filth if you actually can get into it

dad: try again, son
son: do you know what this is, dad? (pointing upwards)
dad: its the attic
son: wrong. its a problemattic

by document handling bastard September 26, 2005