Pepsi 

What you get when all the ice in your Coca-Cola melts, making it all watered-down.

"Dammit, all the ice in my Coke melted. Anybody want a Pepsi?"

Pepsi by shiznannigan December 7, 2003

Pepsi 

Just some drink that turns grown-ups teeth into tombstones and makes children run around like theyre nuclear powered.

Neighbour: 'Gees Doris your kid is so energetic! Is he on speed? By the way when did you last visit a dentist?'

Doris: 'We just won a years worth of Pepsi cola'

Pepsi by apoo July 31, 2004

prepsicle 

A preppy person (but not always prepular).

"OMFG LYKE HILARY DUFF IS LYKE SOOO GREAT LOLZ!!!1ONEONE"
-Random prepsicle

prepsicle by loseresque August 14, 2005

Pepsi 

The retarded step child of Coca-Cola products. Basically the employees of Coca-cola thought it would be really funny to take the original formula of Coke, put MORE carbonated water and LESS syrup into the mix, then add a small amount of heroin and a mysterious amount of drain cleaner. They sold their first batch on April 1st, 1939 in a small disclosed location. One year later the formula was brought to the public and those addicted those too stupid enough to read the ingredients.

Guy One: "What are you drinking?"
Guy Two: "Pepsi. Would you like some?"
Guy One: "Some of that jacked up, inbred soda product? Hell no!"

Guy One: "I used to drink pepsi until I got diagnosed with cancer."

Pepsi by FrickleFrackle22 August 24, 2009

peeps

Newly hatched marshmallow confections that migrate to the shores of the Delaware Bay where they are eaten by gulls.

Let's drive to Slaughter Beach and rescue some peeps.

peeps by Pastor Future June 6, 2005

Pepsi 

What happens when you mix coke with sewage.

I prefer my coke without sewage thanks. Keep the Pepsi away!

Pepsi by Brienne January 21, 2004

Peepseclette 

A bicycle made from marshmallows, popular in France.

Ride my peepseclette, my marshmallow bike.

Peepseclette by Krakky McKraken October 2, 2005