by Natural Life March 7, 2021
Get the Planet's virusmug. Jeff.
by PictureThisDictionary March 7, 2024
Get the The Hottest Person on the Planetmug. Sarcastically questioning someone who absolutely has no clue about what's going on in the world and verifies it by talking.
Person 1: Did you get a Covid shot?
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?
Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
Person 2: What's Covid?
Person 1: New to the planet?
Person 1: I've never seen a Tom Hanks movie.
Person 2: You must be new to the planet.
by BillyVito October 4, 2021
Get the New to the planet?mug. A sexual act in which, an environmentally conscious host, brings five men to simultaneous orgasm. Most commonly achieved orally, anally, vaginally, and manually (in any combination). THE POWER IS YOURS!
"Bro, there's a new Heroes parody porn online where this blonde cheerleader totally gets Hayden Planeteered."
"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
"I didn't think a guy could could achieve the ole Captain Planet, but dude took two in his ass while they were planeteering him."
by DaXymbiont August 9, 2022
Get the Planeteeringmug. A delusional place psychonauts believe exists when they confuse the scrambling and deteriorating of their cognitive abilities with rare enlightenment
Esau's eyes rem like spastics', like someone who is dreaming their dying, but this was worse, as he realized the scrambled depth perception in planet B from the mushrooms he ate had just sent him careening off of a 130 foot cliff to the rocks below.
by A Vengeful Nut March 18, 2024
Get the planet bmug. by RDM1615 November 5, 2019
Get the Gas Planetmug. ROBLOX: "It's Free!" *evil laugh*
ROBLOXians with common sense: "Nah, we'll find something else better than ROBLOX, bye"
Brick Planet: "did someone say: "Something else better than ROBLOX"?"
ROBLOXians with common sense: "yaaay"
-10 years later-
Brick planet: *turns to shit like roblox did*
ROBLOXi- ahem... Planeteers with common sense: "shit"
ROBLOXians with common sense: "Nah, we'll find something else better than ROBLOX, bye"
Brick Planet: "did someone say: "Something else better than ROBLOX"?"
ROBLOXians with common sense: "yaaay"
-10 years later-
Brick planet: *turns to shit like roblox did*
ROBLOXi- ahem... Planeteers with common sense: "shit"
by that fucking degenerate weeb April 26, 2018
Get the Brick Planetmug.