phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isnt any shit on the toilet paper

i saved three minutes by taking a phantom shit, way to be

by ray June 17, 2004

phantom

During sexual intercourse from the back or "anal sex" the male pretends to ejaculate on the female by spitting on her back. Then when the female turns thinking intercourse is over the male ejaculates in her face created a moment of comical acts for the male to tell his friends about.

I just gave my bitch a phantom yo.

by Thomas Frye III February 5, 2003

Phantom Shit

A phantom shit is when you take such a big dump that it has the velocity to go through the pipes without you needing to flush and when you look down it has appeared to vanish.

person 1 : Jaysus, just had a giant shit. When I looked down to check the size of it, it had disappeared.
person 2 : So it was a "Phantom Shit" ?

person 1 : Yeah! Didn't even need to flush.

by BillyyLAD November 29, 2012

The Phantom Act

The Phanton Act takes place when one mate leaves the social gathering and or company of other mates whilst either at the local having a few frophies are on the d-floor trying to get a special ladie friend. The Phantom Act consists of not telling anybody where you are going, inlcuding not saying your good byes, and just disaperring...

The Phantom - "Hay boys, can you please hold onto my drink, i just have to go to the shitta".

Mates - "ya no worries great man, be quick"

20 MINUTES LATER

Mates - "Boys i think the great man has done the phantom act on us, possible the worst bloke ever".

by Bruse January 31, 2008

Phantasmagoric

A very gory fantasy created by the human mind, usually involving lots of strange happenings.

I had a phantasmagoric dream last night involving bubble wrap.

by sazzy_16 October 17, 2008

Phantom ring

When your phone is on silent, and you could swear you just felt it vibrate. Usually during really boring times like work or school.

"I could have sworn I just got a text"

"Must be a phantom ring"

by Raidershater98 February 27, 2009

Phantom Dick

The feeling that transmasculine people, or males who have had their penis amputated due to cancer has.

Trans Person one:Hey man, do you ever feel like you have a penis? Like, it's there but then it's not?
Trans Person two: Yeah! It's called a phantom dick, somethin our brains do, I dunno. There's been cases of it since 1700's!

by L LAWLIET 07 July 12, 2021