Philadelphia

AKA "The City of Brothers in Love"
1. A dirty, bum ridden city with all of the harsh attitude of New York City, but with none of the charm
2. the best place to find a decent cheesesteak
3. An area of the country where no one knows how to drive
4. a cesspool

1. "I got a workout from walking through the streets of Philadelpia; the profuse scatter of bums sleeping on the sidewalks created an obstacle course for me to highstep."

3. "When you visit Philadelphia, find some sort of an alternate form of transportation. You never want to step foot in an automobile, for you might lose your life or, even worse, pick up the bad driving habbits."

4. "There are nice and decent people in the city of Philadelphia, but don't expect to encounter any of them."

by perlberg December 28, 2005

Phildo

A generally dopey,jerkey character from the Philadelphia area.

Saw a couple of jerkey Phildoes walking down the street here

by JoeNJ2 November 21, 2010

philday

Describe the last day of the week before the weekend, usually a Friday, but can describe any day that marks the beginning of the weekend.

The Wednesday before thanksgiving is a Philday.

by Jay Garlapati December 29, 2007

Philadelphia Phrench Kiss

When two people spread their butts apart and go back to back, rubbing said butts together in a kissing fashion.

Dude, Justin got so drunk last night that he performed the Philadelphia Phrench Kiss with sister!

by miguel_sanchez_1 March 7, 2012

Philadelphia

Basically the ugliest, dirtiest, most crime infested town you will ever fucking run across. Town boasts the Eagles who have never even won a fucking superbowl, the Flyers whose last stanley cup pre-dates the nation's bicentennial, the Phillies who have more loses than any other team in the majors, and a bunch of colleges who have never won anything like villanova, st. joes, and temple. A philly cheestake cant talk shit against a Primanti brothers sandwich. In philly there is nothing to do except go to bars and get in fights with the vile locals. PHILTHadelphia a disgusting city full of niggers who live off welfare and whites who think they are tough shit and never fucking shower. That’s probably why that pathetic excuse of a city smells like a stanky and slimy pussy. People that live in philly are either too retarted to realize that they live in a shit hole or they are too poor to move anywhere else. The only things more pure than its inferiority complex to Pittsburgh is its heroin and its hatred towards progress, common sense and education. Like i said, its a dump.

Philadelphia is a wanna be New York, except with ALOT more black people. Lets move to Pittsburgh!

by zam9 December 28, 2008

philadelphia

Despite the efforts of fatuous suburbanites that don't live within city limits, it is a fetid, powerful city that appeals to the most prurient of blue collar instincts.

The only things more pure than its inferiority complex to New York is its heroin and its hatred towards progress, common sense and education.

The city that boasts the largest population of people without college diplomas, the purest and cheapest smack on the East Coast, the most rabid sports fans, and, although it was once the cradle of democracy in the Americas, is best known for a damn good cheesesteak hoagie and Tasty Kakes.

It is best experienced while drunk, smoking wet, on pancakes and syrup, shooting Badlands pure smack, or getting a tounge-heavy rusty trombone from some working girl found under the El.

Philadelphia is about getting drunk, getting angry, and getting stoned. Go Birds!
Philadelphia is the city that hits you back, bitch.

by Cunningham Wigglesworth III October 8, 2005

somoan piledriver

The act of having a female lay on her back, then putting her legs behind her head, and finally ramming your dick up her ass as hard as possible without warning.

The stupid ho screamed like a stuck pig when I administered the somoan piledriver upon her ass.

by 2-piece March 29, 2003