Pediment

The breakage in the intelligence level. as a person’s mental state starts to decline in a downward slope.

“Nah man, i think your brain is pediment”
“You’re seriously acting pedimentary”
“Are you pediment?”
“I’ve never seen a person this pediment before”

by Knowledgeiskey09 December 4, 2024

Pedidi

When someone touches your food and rubs baby oil on you or/and the food.

Hey son! How about a pedidi?
Yaa, I want more pedidi on my nachos.

Can I interest you with a pedidi?
Yaa, pedidi my pubic hairs please.

by Jeffrey Dagmer December 11, 2024

pedidi

When you want someone to rub baby oil on your food or your body.

Hey, son. Want some pedidi?
Yaa, let’s get pedidi on my nachos!

I need pedidi, can you give?
Hell yaa, pedidi on your pubic hairs it shall be.

by Jeffrey Dagmer December 11, 2024

Pedifocals

a term used to describe a style of bifocals typically worn by pediphiles while incarcerated.

That new inmate wears pedifocals

by Lilstouffers April 2, 2025

Pedding out

Pedophile-ing out.

Like lezzing out, but instead of lesbians, its pedophiles!

Me: I cleaned up all my food trash today haha. Now my room is sqeaky cleqn like the behind of a baby.

Friend: okay..

Me: Thats an actual saying btw im not pedding out

by fatshin August 17, 2025

Panding

To shove a vegetable or fruit/hard substance that is edible up your ass and let another person eat it from tip to tail like a panda eating everything, this is a niche/ kinky bedroom move only done by the risky and the fearless

"Yo I know this is a bit extreme, but I'm kinda hungry. Would you be down to panding?"

"eww, you creep, get away from me."

by ToasterTart September 6, 2025

pediocracy

A form of government dominated by pedophiles and apologists for pedophiles

After the criminally inadequate release of 1% of the Epstein files, it is crystal clear that we are being governed by a pediocracy.

by _TJ_ December 20, 2025